THE MONUMENTAL HOCKEY SONG
Hello out there we're on the air it's hockey night tonight
Tension grows the whistle blows and the puck goes
down the ice.
The goalie jumps and the players bump and the fans all
go insane,
Someone roars "LINDSAY SCORES!" at the good ole
hockey game Oh the good ole hockey game is the best
game you can name. And the best game you can name is the
2nd period:
Where players dash with skates aflash the home team trails behind
But they grab the puck and go bursting up and they're down across the line
They storm the crease like bumble bees they travel like a burning flame
We see them slide the puck inside - It's a "1-1" hockey game!
Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
3rd period: last game in the playoffs, too...
Oh take me where the hockey players face off down the rink
And the Stanley Cup is all filled up for the chaps who win the drink
Now the final flick of the hockey stick and a one gigantic scream
The puck is in! The Macaques team wins! The good ole hockey game!
Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
She shoots she scores!